Take the SFx Quiz

Posted by ken on Tue, 05/23/2006 - 02:45SFX.com-related Forum

Disclaimer : This post contains content that some might find offensive.
Please do not read it if you are easily offended.
Now to test your SFx skills. Feel free to add your own.

1. When trying to convince a reluctant friend to use Firefox you should;
A Explain the features
B Warn them about the risks that they face by using IE
C Smack ‘em in the head and say don’t be a dumb ass

2. While fixing someone’s computer because it got infected with viruses, Spyware, Tupperware etc, you should tell the owner of the computer;
A Firefox can prevent these problems
B Yes, Firefox is free
C I can’t fix your computer but I’ll get rid of it for you (you now have another PC).

3. When replying to a post on SFx you should;
A Be kind and remember that you were new at some point also
B Give some good feedback and not harsh criticism
C Say, For the last f***ing time, this is a marketing site not a support forum

4. When using printed Firefox promotional materials, the best way to spread them is;
A Post them in schools and cyber café’s
B Put them on car windshields
C Staple them to stray animals

The answers to this quiz can be found in the
Spread Firefox for Dummies book coming out June 5th.
They'll be a preview in a couple of days.


Submitted by Jan Steffen on Tue, 05/23/2006 - 16:40.
Submitted by Ken Saunders on Tue, 05/23/2006 - 17:53.

Cows are a good one, more exposure. You may want to try a nail gun though to get through the tough skin

Submitted by JustZisGuy on Tue, 05/23/2006 - 13:07.

Is there really going to be a Spread Firefox for Dummies book?

I think that would be very useful, I mean what are you supposed to do when trying to convince a reluctant friend to use Firefox and you

Explain the features but they are unable to comprehend, warn them about the risks that they face by using IE but they don't believe you, smack ‘em in the head but wind up with a foot up your a**?
 

Submitted by Ken Saunders on Tue, 05/23/2006 - 16:06.

There will be a Spread Firefox book for dummies,
but the answer to the last question has been changed due to animal rights activist complaints.
So instead of stapling the flyers to a stray animal, the answer is now duct tape the flyers to stray animals (excluding wild foxes and Red Panda Bears. Oh ya, and giant lizards and huge birds and why not, no Sea Monkeys or Sunbirds either).