2 great things to may about Microcrap.. Ahem... Microsoft...

Posted by RyanJ on Mon, 10/24/2005 - 19:20Recycle Bin

These are brilliant: They are from the definitive dictionary of the internet (A joke although these are true...)

 Microsoft - Commonly known as the "evil empire,"
and "world domination, inc." Maker of software caked with bugs. Violently
against innovation of any kind.

 Beta Version - The final state of a program
published by Microsoft.

 PCI - Poor Concept Innovation (See Microsoft).

 Virus - See Windows 95/98/ME/2000/XP/2003.

 Suck that Microcrap!

 

Ryan Jones


 


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Thant's okay, but you should say where's it from
Submitted by S.S. Atlaco on Wed, 12/19/2007 - 21:52.

Funny, but tell everyone where you got it from!! http://maddox.xmission.com

Thanks 

 

...the world revolves around Atlacomulco

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lol
Submitted by tgohome on Mon, 10/24/2005 - 19:28.

lol nice 1

Some more:

A hackers computer: "Welcome to Windows for Hackers, the secret edition for hackers so people have to pay more money to get there PC fixed.... You can click on Easirus for virus creation...."

A tooltip on windows: "Did you know: that Firefox is the best but we don't want to admit it?"

A tooltip on windows: "Dangerous Behavior: I don't like Firefox!!"

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 Like those - more good
Submitted by RyanJ on Mon, 10/24/2005 - 20:23.

 Like those - more good ones!

 Anyone else got anymore to share?

RyanJ (Ryan Jones)

Firefox convertee!

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I always wondered how they
Submitted by Armageddon00 on Mon, 10/24/2005 - 21:16.

I always wondered how they call Visual Basic .NET a programming language.  All you do is call a bunch of functions and use a bunch of premade classes included in the Framework, pff taking the easy way out.

Ever notice that all empires seem to fall eventually... Rome, British, USSR, and now Microsoft will fall to the great nation of The Socialistic Free Thinkers of Linux. =P

 Viva le Open Source

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Well said Armageddon00! If
Submitted by RyanJ on Mon, 10/24/2005 - 22:09.

Well said Armageddon00! If Microcrap ended now only those stupid morons called Internet Exploiter supporters at http://www.spreadinternetexplorer.com/ would cry...

 Long live open source and anyone who supports it!

If you want a laugh then go to the spread Internet Exploiter site - the people there are so thick...

RyanJ (Ryan Jones)

Firefox convertee!

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Microshit,microcrap,MicroShaft,MicroSuck,MicroShafted VISTA
Submitted by cameronmt on Fri, 09/14/2007 - 10:18.

VISTA = Virus Inside Switch To Apple
LOL why anyone still buys Microcrap computers is bound my understanding!
the logic choice of computers is apple mac computers :) considering even if the user dosn't like the mac operating system (can't think of anyone who would'nt like it) they can still install ANY operating system and i mean ANY! windows dos all the way to VISTA (not that you would) and it can also install any linux operating system and so on
+firefox is better on a mac as well
(and you can also FUSE windows or linux with the mac OS) (-the viruses for windows) (or run any operating system side by side with the mac operating system)

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ie7.com
Submitted by jrb on Wed, 10/31/2007 - 20:34.

Has anybody seen www.ie7.com (nothing to do with MS at all, just an ad for Firefox)

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